Keith Richards is a badass is what I'm sayin'.
Someone called me a teetotaler the other day. I honestly had no idea what the word actually meant (or how to spell it) until I hit Google. Now I know. I should get that shit tattooed across my back in gothic font. Hardcore Teetotaler, mothafucka!
It is a little bit funny to me that some people react when they learn I don't drink. I find that the worse a person gets when they drink, the worse the react to me not drinking. I don't think that is a coincidence. Those are the people who remind me, this is why I don't drink anymore.
|I'm boring I've been told.|
I ask because my house smells like both and I am nearing climax as a result.
Excuse me while I go clean the mess in my jammy pants.