Facebook needs a filter feature for their trending block. Something that allows me to not have click to find out who the fuck they're talking about.
Actress Heather Somethingorother has second child.
Never heard of her, don't recognize her face, don't give two shits about her awful progeny.
If your algorithms aren't capable of reading my mind, don't presume to know what I give a shit about, Facebook!
Ted Cruz had a porn actress in a commercial. I gave a shit for a few seconds. She kept her clothes on and there was no money shot. I no longer care. Go fuck yourself, Rafael,
I didn't watch the Democratic debate last night. TGB had an American Idol to watch. But I am going to go out on a limb and guess it was a cordial, actual substantive. spirited debate about issues rather than just snark, Isis and Obama sucks. Let me know if I missed anything.
I need to go do stuff outside because it is GORGEOUS today so... enjoy your snow, or whatever.
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