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Also, I've consolidated all my short stories to one page within dribble: go here.
I'm not saying those are any better than your usual fare here but, at least I tried. I want my fucking participation trophy.
When I started doing this not quite a year and a half ago I really had zero idea or expectations. I never expected anyone to read my word vomit, let alone get cranky when I had the audacity to forget. I certainly exceeded all of my own expectations when my readership went up from the original two to the almost seven (give or take) I have now. So thank you all for that. Really.
Finally, a family member of a friend has had a shit tragedy hit them so I am sharing their gofundme page right here. I don't know these people, I just know that this is one of the most heartbreaking things any human being could ever have to endure. In a nutshell, a house fire took three children from this family. Give if the spirit moves you:
I had a request for some French shit to replace my usual Titty Sprinkles sign off. First of all, this isn't fucking request hour on WKRP. Second off, it's French. I may as well sign off with Unwashed Swarthiness.
Unwashed Titty Swarthiness Sprinkles!
(That's called a compromise, boys and girls)