Wednesday, January 6, 2016

*sucking noises*

I am not ashamed to admit I was asleep by 8:30 last night (probably closer to 8:15).

I figure I have spent an inordinate amount of my life partying like a rock star so hard rock stars can't keep up, I have earned more than a few nights, in the second half of my life, of falling asleep early. Way early. To make up for all the nights I didn't sleep at all.

Yes, I am still sleepy.

Even Keith Richards has fallen asleep before 9:00 PM while stone cold sober.

Allegedly.

I stopped writing an hour ago. Got sidetracked by dogs wanting to play and people mad about breastfeeding.

How can any man be upset by breast feeding? They're boobs for fuck sake! Yes, I know, they are never meant to be displayed when serving their intended purpose but, THEY'RE BOOBS FOR FUCK SAKE!!!!

What were we talking about?

Titty sprinkles!


Hall and Mraz, fuck yes!