Anyway, The Gorgeous Blonde is home sick today.
Syphilis is a bitch.
She has a sinus infection, but syphilis sucks too.
When we went into Iraq the second time a buddy of mine said, we should nuke the shit out of the Middle East until it is nothing more than lava.
Well, what about the people who aren't terrorists or whatever?
Turns to me, fuck 'em. Lava.
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Or maybe we can do the humane thing and give the militias South Dakota and Wyoming, then build a big fence. Yeah, I am advocating treating traitors better than they would treat refugees.
I'm a little cranky this morning. I slept on the couch watching Bob's Burgers. Which is to say, I stayed up all night watching Bob's Burgers. Now I am sleepy. I blame my best friend, Kris.
Kris, you asshole.
Fuck your titty sprinkles.
I was just singing that to TGB. It did not make her feel better.