Thursday, January 7, 2016

All the white people say, "OH MY GOD, THIS IS MY JAM!!!"

As I was listening to Big Yellow Taxi this morning (a song I cannot listen to by its original artist on account of how her voice makes my ears bleed) as I showered I wondered a couple of things...

I bet hippies hear this song and feel bad for the trees, the birds, the bees. 

I bet capitalist hear this song and wonder 'why the fuck are we only charging $1.25 to see them?'

Then I caught myself wondering why Amy Grant would cover this song.

But then I remembered I was going to share this story and decided to change it to the Counting Crows version instead.

Titty sprinkles!