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I don't like being up this early. You people who get up everyday and work real jobs, you the real heroes.
Laying in bed at night I have a lot of awesome thoughts about what to write about in the morning. Then morning gets here and it's like a dick punch to my memory.
So pretend I wrote something that made you think, wow, Rudy is deep as derp.
This one goes out to all you real job having mofos...