Saturday, December 19, 2015

We need more unicorn testicles

So, as I was watching Still Alice - a movie about a woman with early onset alzheimer's - when I remembered that I brain farted and credited Joss instead of JJ with directing the new Star Wars. That's when I remembered that I also fucked up the anniversary of my house closing. Suddenly, I was convinced I had early onset alzheimer's. My brain is an asshole.

Why yes, I am a moron.
I said yesterday that I was going to do a list of my favorite things of 2015, one each day, starting today. I am going to start tomorrow instead. The anticipation is killing you, I know. I am just up against it this morning helping my neighbor/client out with her sidewalk sale.

I sometimes think, I don't miss the road. Then I do real work and I realize, I miss the stage.

It's a subtle difference that makes all the difference.

TGB is in London today. That sentence made me smile.

Titty sprinkles!