Monday, December 14, 2015

I've gotten socks for every single day of Hanukkah


(I left my computer on to go take a shower and came back to the above from TGB)

I woke up in a cranky mood. Had a bad dream.

I've been on an Audra Mae kick lately. She's reminds me of Adele but, less you broke my heart and now I have to emasculate you in song and more, I can sing about way more than just men that have jilted me, you miserable cuntface.

He was supposed to be a cat or a Corgi. Instead, he's an asshole.

I think I've made up my mind and decided I'm voting for Marco Rubio.


Remember sike? And moded? The white kids from the midwest are shaking their heads.

I am currently trolling a football fan page and giggling. TGB is looking at me like I forgot to take my meds.

It's my fault the Chargers suck this year.

Three seasons ago, when Joey Bosa was a true freshman, I said, tweeted, facebooked, all I want for Christmas is Joey Bosa in the 2016 draft. The Football Gods realized they could amuse themselves while giving me the very thing I want.

I'm hungry.

Titty sprinkles!

This reminded me of a friend at a funeral today...

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