Tuesday, December 22, 2015

It's Halloween, not Hallowuss!

It's raining in Mexico Beach, FL. Send cookies. And strippers. Both kind. (TGB has needs too, dammit!)

I have guests upstairs. I explicitly ordered the not shitty weather for their visit!

Anyway, we're supposed to get flooding today. 6"-9" of ... hehehe

That's not 6" inches, silly man! 


Yep
I have written two of the ten things I am most grateful for in 2015 the last two days. Rainy days suck the joy out of me like Jason's mom sucks a penis. I will continue with the list tomorrow.

Coffee makes me poop. I have had a lot of coffee this morning.

Tittys sprinkles!


Been singing this all morning.