your dog just farted again.
|Who farted, mister? They woke me up!|
You farted Lucifer. You woke you up.
They say dogs can tell when you laugh and they understand that it means you're happy so they'll keep doing the things that make you laugh because they want you to always be happy. I dunno if that's true but, I will tell myself that my dog just loves how much TGB and I love fart jokes.