Tuesday, December 1, 2015

Farts are never not funny

Imagine curling up on the couch with the person you love to watch a movie. The movie is rolling along, getting pretty intense, the lights are dim, the background music gets dark and low, portending of something bad coming just around the corner...

*THBBTTTTBBBTTTT*

your dog just farted again.

Who farted, mister? They woke me up!
You farted Lucifer. You woke you up.
What?!?!
It happened dozens of times last night. Each time we laughed.

They say dogs can tell when you laugh and they understand that it means you're happy so they'll keep doing the things that make you laugh because they want you to always be happy. I dunno if that's true but, I will tell myself that my dog just loves how much TGB and I love fart jokes.