Monday, November 2, 2015

Her name is Lucy Liu

I like her more than I like most of the people reading this.
Sometimes I call her Lucifer.

TGB turned that into a game.

If you were a horse, you'd be GLUEcifer! 

*eyeroll*

If you were cow, you'd be MOOcifer! 

*getting physically ill*

If you were going to the bathroom, you'd be DEUCE-ifer or even POOcifer!

*eye twitching uncontrollably*

If you were born in Israel, you'd be JEWcifer! 

*anger... rage*

If you were a cat, you'd be... wait for it... LUCI... PURR!!!

If they ever find the body, I may need a good criminal defense lawyer.

Titty sprinkles