I said that a moment ago when I was informed I would have to miss an Oingo Boingo dance party because of her stupid wedding rehearsal dinner.
Calm your tits, Baby Girl, I didn't mean it. That you know.
|Can't believe she won't be a virgin very much longer.|
I don't even know what just happened. I was sitting here minding my own, giving you good people that thing you need for your morning poop when, BAM! I was violated with a finger up my bunghole!
|Proof! Her finger is in my no-no place!|
Now my violator is mocking with chants of TUSHY! TUSHYYYYY!