Monday, October 5, 2015

It's been a year gone by

I wrote a thing last night.

We arrived in Mexico Beach one year ago today.

You're a little creepy, Facebook
Fall and spring are awesome. Winter is mild. July sucks because there are literally fireworks every fucking night which is awful for the dogs and people with PTSD. Summer is muggy days filled with infinity bugs trying to eat your carcass when you go outside.

It's raining and windy today. I take some sick pleasure in walking the dogs in this shit. They are completely miserable and more than a little pathetic.

Sir, may we please evacuate our bowels in your garage? 

No little doggies, you may not. But I am going to stand under this overhang while you shake and shiver in the yard not understanding that if you just go already, you'd be inside where it's warm and dry.

Titty sprinkles!