Old Man and The Sea clone was just standing in my driveway, straddling his bike, smoking a cancer stick while playing with his old timey Nokia phone.
Of course, this meant one dog wanted to play with him and the other was deathly afraid of him. Neither wanted to pee or poo. I hate dogs.
|That damn face. Okay, I love dogs again. But, fuck they are annoying.|
It struck me as odd is all.
Also, god doesn't care about football. And if he does, he's likely they guy who was a Niners fan in 80s, a Cowboys fan in 90s, and a Tom Brady fan now. We all know that guy. That guy's an asshole.
|Human, fetch my poo!|