Then I got home. A certain dog decided she didn't like me being away and dumped in her kennel. Then laid in it. I had to clean it up. As I type this I can still smell dog poop. Probably on my fingers and now on my keyboard. Time for a new laptop!
|Guess who is about to get a bath outside with the hose?|
And no, don't tell me why cats are better. Cats aren't pets, they're barely above vermin. I have never been to a cat person's house and not been able to tell they own a cat without them having to tell me. Yeah, you think you have the smell covered, but you don't. I have met tons of people who convinced themselves that their cat doesn't make their house stink; I have never met a cat person whose cat didn't make their house stink.
Your cat can suck a bag of dicks is what I'm saying.
I may be projecting.
But your house still smells like cat piss.