New park going in behind our house. What that really means is they're cleaning up the woods and calling it a park. Yay, I can take the dogs to poop while people picnic.
Tomorrow I head to Boston to golf with some friends. I am really excited about the Boston part. The golf part is going to look a lot like this:
The Gorgeous Blonde is sleeping, but I went ahead and started the coffee (in case she wakes up and reads this from bed).
While I am away, try not to hurt anyone, burn yourself, kick any kittens. Well, try not to hurt anyone or burn yourself at least.
Okay, I have to go get sexified.
Sexified: made to be sexier, if that is possible. In my case, that is difficult, but I am going to try. I am going to try to get sexified-er.
I think, as a public service to middle aged men everywhere, I may keep my pot belly. If I bust out the six pack every man will hate me, every woman will want me. As it is, I have to fight back the hordes so I think it's in everyone's best interest.
Also, I am a lazy bastard.
Fucking love LB!