Saturday, September 26, 2015

Metal just felt right this morning

Had a thought while reading a Cracked article on the pooper this morning: Led Zepplin is the Denis Leary of music. But funnier.

As I type this I am listening to Who's On First. When I was a kid I would spend Saturday mornings watching cartoons, Laurel & Hardy, Three Stooges, and Abbott & Costello... and Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers. I was a nerd. The comedic genius (and yes, the word genius is very much applicable) of Who's On First.

I literally laughed out loud hearing the line, I don't know. He's on third...

Never not funny
I have this friend. He's fucking annoyingly unfunny. He does the dad jokes to the point where I hurt for his children. Some parents indoctrinate their children with religion, or worse, Raider fandom. This guy, he's teaching his sons how to never get laid. Which is kind of brilliant if you think about it. I mean, he will literally never have to worry about being a young grandparent. What if that was his plan all along? Holy shit, he may be parent of the fucking millennium. He should teach that shit.

Wanna stop your babies from making babies? Teach them to think shit that ain't funny actually is funny. No girl is ever gonna wanna open her legs for him ever! 

Anyway, he hit a homerun this morning with that A & C classic this morning (that pun was very much intended and solely for him).

I need to binge watch some old timey comedies. Raise your kids watching that shit and I'll sleep with them.

Wait, that came out wrong.

Titty Sprinkles!