Sunday, September 27, 2015

Hell is definitely going to be way more fun with these miscreants

Oysters.

Someone at some time split open a shell, saw a cold, rubbery, slimy thing and thought, mmmm, let me put that in my mouth. Gross.

Actually had someone say to me, dude, it looks just like pussy, don't you like pussy? Hehehe 

Okay, first of all, what kind of unwashed pussy are you eating if it looks like a mucous covered piece of rubber that is an oyster? Second, if the thought of eating pussy makes you giggle, you're probably doing it wrong.

Seem appropriate here
I know, I know, I shouldn't be so crass first thing in the morning. But I saw a commercial and it made me gag.

This weekend a gaggle of miscreants I hold dear have been whooping it up in Boston at a couple of Frank Turner shows. At first I was jealous, man, why is everyone else getting to do cool stuff... blah, blah, blah.

Then I thought, don't be a cunt.

What I mean is, don't be that guy who shits on other people's happiness just cause it isn't mine. We all do it. It's very human.

Once I made up my mind to stop being a cunt, I caught myself laughing, smiling, even getting a little emotional at all the pictures and videos and stories they're all sharing. They are some fucking amazing people having a fucking amazing time and technology has made it so they can share that shit with all the people they call friends so we can come along for the ride. That's pretty cool. Anyway, the song below is dedicated to all of those fuckers and you.

Titty sprinkles.

Go Chargers!