Saturday, August 15, 2015

The absolute has gently passed me by

If it's not an iPhone, it's not an iPhone.

Right.

If it's not an Android, it's not an Android.

If it's not boil on the ass of humanity, it's not an iPhone.

Dumbest commercial ever.

And yes, I understand it. It isn't clever, it isn't creative, it's just unoriginal hack.

I don't know why I am talking about a commercial. Lack of coffee makes everything annoying.

That's free porn in my hand
There are something like 87 cable sports channels and not one of them has yesterday's NFL highlights. Even the NFL Network has no highlights. Instead, we get the mighty Bills against the Panthers (RAWR!) replay.

Wait, when did the Astros join the American League?

Speaking of leagues, I created a Fantasy Football League: League of Morons

Feel free to join (it costs $0). Scoring details on the league page, but essentially, I made it so QBs are not the only fuckers who score a lot of points. Password: leagueofmorons50

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