If it's not an Android, it's not an Android.
If it's not boil on the ass of humanity, it's not an iPhone.
Dumbest commercial ever.
And yes, I understand it. It isn't clever, it isn't creative, it's just unoriginal hack.
I don't know why I am talking about a commercial. Lack of coffee makes everything annoying.
|That's free porn in my hand|
Wait, when did the Astros join the American League?
Speaking of leagues, I created a Fantasy Football League: League of Morons
Feel free to join (it costs $0). Scoring details on the league page, but essentially, I made it so QBs are not the only fuckers who score a lot of points. Password: leagueofmorons50