Monday, August 10, 2015

Something, something, song lyric

I really don't want to write this morning. I have to pack up the dogs, pack for Biloxi, drive to Pensacola, blah, blah, fucking blah.

So let me tell you a quick story. You can decide if it is true or not.

There once was a boy from the best city in the best state in a country of dubious distinction. He was staggeringly handsome, charming, and great in bed.


The end.

Derp as fuck