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Do you ever sit and wonder just how evil you could be if pushed? I'm sure some of you are thinking, I don't really need to be pushed all that hard to decapitate a bitch motherfucker (had to change that so the pc police don't assume I mean women when I say bitch even though you and I are smart enough to recognize that there are as many, if not more, man-bitches than not).

I woke up yesterday thinking about that after a wicked dream. In the dream, TGB had a lover - a really, really pretty, light skindeded, black dude - and I caught them. As I am wont to do in real life when I am particularly angry or vindictive, I became very calm and walked away leaving them to just kind of wonder as I calculated my next move.

I ambushed the dude when he was alone, rendered him unconscious, tied him up and ball gagged him. When he woke up I took a dull saw to his left leg, half-way up the calf and his right arm just below the elbow. Then I stitched him up and nursed him back to health.  We became sort of friends so when I reintroduced him to my wife he was actually very defensive of me.

I woke up feeling like I had watched a really good horror movie. And also a little scared of what I might be capable of.

Have a nice day.

Here's a cute puppy.


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