Friday, August 28, 2015

Just take those old records off the shelf

TGB is on an airplane to Texas.

Wanna come with me TDY (temporary duty) to Texas? 

No, I think I am gonna give myself a thousand papercuts and wade into the shark infested Gulf instead.

I hate Texas.

This is the awesome shit I post on Instagram.


So, I will be putting up an accent wall and painting our master bedroom. If time permits, I will paint the en suite.

Why don't they just call it a fucking bathroom? Fuck the person who started calling it an en suite. That guy is a pretentious twat.

I'm 7 IQ points dumber than I was before I took TGB to the airport this morning. I made the mistake of listening to local sports radio.

Someone needs to invent tater flavored tater chips.

You just lost three IQ points reading that quote.

TATER FLAVORED TATERS!

Billy has a new album out. It has a horrible pun for a title. Bad Billy!

I joked yesterday (on FB) about listening to her Ryan Adams cover playlist while I did manly shit in the garage. I spent the day sanding down the planks for our new accent wall while Billy was cranked. I discovered something very strange about Rudy. I work a lot better, a lot calmer, a lot less swearing when Billy is my soundtrack. So, after the RA playlist was done, I threw on her Spotify channel.

I got a lot of shit done without the usual FUCKING STUPID FUCING TOOL DOESN'T WORK WORTH A FUCK followed by said tool getting tossed at a brick wall.

I'm saying there's going to be a lot of Billy playing in Chez Martinez this weekend.

Oh, and go get the new Billy.

Titty Sprinkles.


When it gets to 3:38 it gets really fucking AWESOME!