Do any of you guys still wake up with boners? I mean you guys over 30. I still do more often than not. Unlike the boners of days long gone, these ones don't last all day. Usually they last long enough for me to smile, roll over and kiss TGB, and then look down in horror.
It was there a moment ago, I swear! Whatever, don't wake me again, asshole.
The days of slamming it against a wall and having it laugh at me are no more.
Did you know Boner Stabone was Chekhov's kid in real life? Now you do.