Wednesday, June 10, 2015

This is me postponing walking the dogs in the rain

I cannot get the sleep rubbed out of my eyes. I sleep with earplugs and still woke up time after time because of the length and girth... er... duration of the thunder. A few of those thunder rolls lasted longer than my average sexual experience (sorry, honey, I really will work on that).

Someone needs a heavy dose of Benadryl to make it through this storm.
There is a song called Kevin Costner. That's what my friend, Ben is listening to. You know I have to click it. And yes, I fully expected it to suck.

You'd love Ben. He's a nerdy, sensitive Englishman with a ginormous, bald ghord he calls a cranium. He and Jeff would have made an adorable couple.

Actual conversation TGB and I have had about him.

TGB: If you die before me, I am marrying Ben.
Me: You know what's weird? I was thinking the exact same thing.
Us: So die already! 

I may or may not have made up the last sentence, but the rest of it is a 100% true story.

So for the none of you that have asked, the last three days I've been too lazy to come up with anything so I decided to tell you little stories about my friends based on what they are listening to on Spotify.

I've decided this is a thing now. I haven't decided if I want to do it in consecutive days or just as the spirit moves me, but I will eventually get through all of my friends.

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