Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Near, far, wherever you are

I can always tell when I am going to lose a friend on Facebook. It's never when I use an offensive word or post a bawdy joke. It's usually (always) the result of a social/political disagreement.

It makes sense, I suppose. I mean, I did blow up my entire previous FB page because I had entirely too many right-wing nutjobs on my page and deleting them individually was going to take wayyyyy too much time.

On the other hand, I've only engaged in (what I thought was) spirited discourse on my current page. I've no actual nutjobs (family members notwithstanding) on my page now. Also, I now have at least one less friend. Technically I can blame Obama and be closer to right correct than any right-wing nutjob has ever been. Irony.

I miss you.
TGB is a terrible human being. Last night she put something delicious in the crockpot just as I went to bed. The smell seeped into my dreams. When she came to bed this morning the smells that came through the door with her were sinful. I came downstairs this morning with a note that it won't be ready til noon. I am sitting here with a major food boner that I cannot satiate for hours.

Food boner.