I miss Sarah Palin. She is the only thing missing from the clown car of crazies running for POTUS in the GOP primary this time around. It's the tits.
Also, she doesn't often make me think you know, Sarah may have a point, but when brought up the apparent double standard in how the media (and some non-media people) were treating that Duggar dickhead vs. how they treated Lena Dunham I caught myself nodding my head.
Then I slapped my own face and walked it off.
Newt Gingrich has nice tits, too. If only he weren't a butter-face.
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