Living on the Gulf and having access to boats makes that a lot easier, by the way.
So yesterday when I received a winning lottery ticket in the mail from a friend I was shocked.
|In case you thought I was lying|
Now that I am a dollaraire, I am going to use my winnings to buy a swanky cup of coffee at the local coffee shop. I'll give the change to a homeless person. I'm a fucking altruist.