I could probably write an entire Jeff Foxworthy-esque lot of Texan jokes. But I would end up depressed because every word would be true and I don't want to live in a world with that much stupid.
This is for you, Texas. Play it loud.
So Caitlyn Jenner. She's hotter than I expected. And while I know women do not like being valued just for their looks, I think she'd say, no, no please, tell me more about how pretty I am. Good for her. I can't even begin to imagine what it feels like internally to struggle with knowing you were born in a body that isn't you. I sure as hell have no idea where the courage to change that in the face of a society that is designed to ridicule you 24/7 comes from. But she did it, so fucking kudos to her.
Tomorrow I will resume not giving a shit about anyone Jenner or Kardashian related.
|Still cuter than your kids|