I never understood flag day, but happy that if you celebrate it. Yay all the pictures of hot chicks draped in flags today! Also, that's a desecration of the flag every bit as much as burning and walking on it so, don't let's be hypocrites boys and girls.
I have a lot of Jesus books in my library. More fucking bibles than our local church, and myriad other devotions, prayer books, theology tomes and even the shit Left Behind collection. I grew up in church and considered entering the ministry.
|James Bond and Jesus walk into a bar. "Ouch! That fucking hurts," Bond said. Jesus wept. Bond thought, "well, he's a pussy."|
I only ever felt anything resembling a closeness to god when I would sit at the edge of the ocean alone. That is the one time I feel most connected to, well, life, the universe, and everything.
I thought that was what it meant to feel close to god. I still feel that way when I sit at the edge of the ocean. But god has nothing to do with it. I feel a part of something much bigger than any mere god.
I was in love with a girl. She was the single most beautiful thing I had ever seen. I thought, this is the face of God. Then I thought, is it weird that I want to mash my dick into the face of God?
Lucy Liu and Dexter need to poo.