I hate sleeping in the guest room. I hate going to bed at 8PM. I hate not sleeping next to my wife. I hate keeping her awake when she has to get up at 3AM.
So I sleep in the guest room on the days she works days. Sacrifice, bitches! At least my view does not suck.
My Chargers are tentatively getting a new stadium in San Diego. I was convinced they were moving. As a lifelong Chargers fan, but Los Angeles native I was torn. I do know that I hope the citizens of San Diego aren't getting fiscally screwed for the stadium.
I don't care that you don't like sports. I am not just music and deep thoughts, dammit! I am a boy who loves sports and sweaty men bashing into each other at high velocities! Yes, I know that sounds a little gay. I don't know how to make it sound not gay. I love the gays so if I sound like them, then I sound fucking FABULOUS!
I slept like shit last night. I may be a little delirious this morning.
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