Sunday, May 24, 2015

Lazy is an apt description

I woke up at 6:20 AM, on purpose, to watch the Monaco Gran Prix. Now I don't have the motivation or give a damn to leave my couch.

I hope it rains on the tourists today.

I miss my old Tyco race tracks. I am guessing they don't make them anymore because someone's stupid kid stuck his stupid tongue on the electric track and git zapped. Stupid children ruin everything.

I feel like I cheated the seven of you with this post. I could have not posted, but then I would feel like I cheated myself. I love me more than I love you.

Titty Sprinkles