Tuesday, May 26, 2015

Been talking to myself a lot

It's my mom's birthday. Happy birthday, mom! You don't look a day over *this many* years old.
I couldn't find an actual pic of me and moms, so here is the moon. It's okay, she doesn't read MMD.
I get the feeling that the majority of the GOP candidates running for POTUS really don't want to be President, they're just using the run up to the primaries as a way to expand a solidify their brand amongst the handful of shit niche buyers who eat up what they're selling. If, say Lindsey Graham or - who's that religious asshat guy that used to work on FOX NEWS? Well, if he or Lindsey won either of them would be clueless about what to do next.

Mike Huckabee! That's the FOX NEWS religious fuckface I couldn't think of!

If I won the lottery for say $100 million, I would start a movie production company called Million Dollar Movie and every year I would produce a movie for no more than a million dollars.  I would do that every year for the rest of my life. They would be cool little quirky movies that tell actual stories.

I need to play the lottery.

I am really on a Swear and Shake kick lately. Deal with it.