People say dogs can't be assholes and then say even dumber shit like dogs are people too. Well, which is it? I have never met a people who didn't also have the capacity to be an asshole. Also, if dogs are mirrors of their owners then they are most assuredly assholes. Sexy assholes, but assholes all the same!
Last month's check up sucked.
Not cancer itself yet, but some ugly shit that is a precursor and that The Gorgeous Blonde can explain better than a trained monkey like I can. So tomorrow the doctor is going to cut my wife up again and take out the bad shit, biopsy the fuck out of it and, hopefully, tell us we are still all clear.
Other than Dick Cheney there really isn't anyone I could ever hate enough to wish this shit on.
Needless to say, don't expect a dribble tomorrow morning.
Also, I will be cranking these LOUD they put me in the mood for a fight.
REALLY FUCKING LOUD