Tuesday, April 28, 2015

I'm going to ya mo burn this place to the ground

Big day today. The SCOTUS is hearing arguments about why certain people's imaginary friend is reason enough to treat others like less by denying them the right to marry the person they love.

I am embarrassed that it has had to get this far. We should be doing much better than this as a species. Then again, it was in 2000 that the last state repealed it's law banning interracial marriages despite the fact that the SCOTUS had already decided on it over three decades prior.

A beaner and a blonde walk into a wedding chapel...
How 'bout that shit in Baltimore? I was in Baltimore once. A buddy and I went for a weekend when we were stationed at Dover, AFB. Once you got away from the Inner Harbor, it was gross, dirty, fun. Homeless, hookers, strip club after seedy strip club, drug dealers... It was AWESOME. We popped into a couple of the strip clubs, but realized that they were glorified whore houses (guys were literally getting blowjobs in the VIP room which was clearly visible because it was only divided from the rest of the club by a red rope) and decided it wasn't worth the risk of getting tossed out of the Air Force. Plus, they were just fucking gross.

The highlight was the homeless guy asking Paulie for some money. He came at Paulie pretty aggresive, but before he could get a word out Paulie asked, yo, you got any cash man, I need to get some food! The homeless guy was pissed and started yelling at us that it wasn't right to mock the homeless. We walked off laughing and got about three feet before we ran into another guy asking for money. Or maybe he was asking if we wanted to buy meth, I can't remember,

What I'm saying is, if the rioters burn that bitch to the ground and start over again, it might not be the worst thing to happen to Baltimore.

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