It is glorious outside. The sky is blue, the sun is so bright it hurts the eye, the ocean dancing.
Then I step outside and my balls crawl up into my abdomen because it is so friggin cold.
The weather is a dick tease.
Don't care, still gonna wear shorts and head to the beach.
I was reading an article in bed this morning about a new scientific theory that proposes how life began. I had to read some parts a few times, big words and whatnot. But it was exciting. Things like that excite me about what we can do as a species. It helps offset the dumb shit we do as a species in the name of some invisible man in the sky.
Am I the only dog owner ever tempted to slip a Benadryl or two into every meal for his dog? You ever want to do that for your kids? I don't blame you. Kids and dogs are equal parts adorable and fucking annoying.
There's a thing happening on twitter right now - #allthebeststories It's a Frank Turner thing. People are sharing stories of the m...
A lot of you have asked what happened that made me want to drink during the tour. Well, I didn't want to write about it because I didn...