Friday, March 27, 2015

It's like the whole world's out of sync

First thing I saw this morning made me laugh way more than it should have:

http://comedianrudymartinez.tumblr.com/post/114752735561

I'm going to hell.

Speaking of Sharia Law, how's it going Indiana?

My imaginary friend says I don't have to serve your kind and now it's codified!

That is a special kind of stupid my friends.


When I was a little kid and I realized that I wasn't going to get to marry Shirley Temple because TV isn't real and she was an old hag by the time I was five and ready to propose, I fell in love with Jane Wiedlin.

Looking back, I'm kinda glad we didn't end up working out.




By the way, I always play these videos before I post them, usually as I write them. The look on TGB's face this morning as her eyes almost roll out of her skull and she shakes her head is priceless.