Wednesday, February 4, 2015

You wear sandals in the snow

Why do you vote Republican? Just curious.

Ever look at someone and think, I remember when he/she used to be good looking? 


The plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies room.
I saw a picture of Gabrielle Anwar because it's her birthday today. She's the reason that thought popped into my head. She used to be stunning. Now she has that shiny, expressionless thing going on. But as soon as I typed the words remember when... my brain defaulted to Val Kilmer. Just wow.

My dog is a pussy. I am sad. I got an American Bulldog thinking, she's a real dog, none of that fluffy froo-froo shit like Dexter. Problem is she is afraid of everyfuckingthing. Turn on the ceiling fan and she cowers. Turn on the dishwasher and she leans so far into me our bodies begin to meld. Move a piece of furniture and all hell breaks loose.

Dexter took on a bear.

And now that bear calls me, 'daddy'