Friday, February 27, 2015

They don't even know how to sing my song

Got my ordination on last night.

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So much cheaper than Berean Bible College with none of the annoying side effects. Some will say, The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster will ordain anyone. Yes, yes they will. They're all inclusive as shit like that. And to be a member all you have to do is say you are. Your reward? An afterlife of beer volcanoes and stripper factories. Ramen.

Okay, enough proselytizing.

I woke up this morning to a world gone mad over a dress. People are fucking stupid.

I should be ashamed at how much this made me laugh. Should be, 
Go outside. Wear a fucking jacket if it's cold you dumb twat.


And that is how to play bass properly.