Electric stoves suck. All they do is smoke and cook unevenly. Oh, you dropped a bit of grease on the surface back in 1998? Lemme smoke that for you.
Fuck you, stove.
Did you know that Jesus doesn't give a shit who you vote for? It's true. All he ever said about politics is, give to Caesar what is Caesar's and quit being a bunch of whiney cunts about it. You can look it up.
|Okay, so I paraphrased the cunty bit|