Thursday, January 15, 2015

When masturbation's lost its fun

Just got off the phone with Norwegian Cruise Lines because I'm a dumbass. I was all set to pick up TGB on Saturday. Her cruise returns Sunday.

I don't masturbate like I used to. But with TGB gone I gave myself a tug last night. I fell asleep halfway through. I woke up this morning and finished the job. With a lot of numbness in my hand. It made the whole completion process uncomfortable and just something to get through rather than enjoy.


Two years sober today. If an asshole like me can get my shit together, you can too. Unless you're a loser.



Have a day.




My fingers still tingle :-/