Sunday, January 25, 2015

They walk around telling great big lies

I actually had a text feud of sorts with by bff over which of us was going take and keep another human being in a jar on our desk because said human being is so damn adorable (hint: it's the little of the two).

Anyway, I'm sure her husband has something to say on the matter, but whatevs. Go read their blog.

Dogs are not like children. People get put in prison for what I do to my dogs. Chiefly, lock them in a cage with a bowl of water when I don't want to deal with them or have places to go. Try doing that with your little Billy or Penelope.

It's the Sunday before the last Sunday of the NFL season. Balls.

Don't care, still going home to Giselle.