Broken hand? Here's some Motrin!
Ebola? Here's some cold medicine!
One of the above actually happened to me during my enlistment. I don't miss it. After being on hold for an hour last night, she called and got an appointment to be seen this morning. The days of just walking into sick bay seem to be a thing of the past. After 8 days of swallowing razor blades and coughing up a lung, she was sent to work with cough drops.
|Fortunately, her commander is smarter than her doctor and she just walked in the door.|