Friday, January 30, 2015

I'm living on the air in Cincinatti

I find that I feel about anti-vaxxers the way I feel about gun nuts: it's all good if it's just the people you love dying because you're a moron; once your stupidity starts to hurt the people I love, we're going to have a fucking problem.

Here's some boobies:


When I was a kid I had a babysitter who I masturbated to (to whom I masturbated?) for years. Now when I try to remember what she looked like I can see Daisy Duke shorts, long legs, and Gary Sandy's face where her head once was.

Whatever became of me?

I need coffee.