Tuesday, January 20, 2015

Hey Oscar, what's up?

I have a lot to do today... like drink coffee and walk the dogs on the beach. Also, I am the go to guy for people moving to Mexico Beach, it seems.

It looks like this all the time. What else is there to know?
Everyone should live here. Except you. You're an asshole, but nobody has the heart to tell you.

I went to Hawaii when I was a kid. I decided to be a badass and try swimming on the North Shore. I never said I was a smart child. Anyway, I survived. I also still have sand embedded deep inside of certain orifices. Mexico Beach is much gentler on all holes.