Plus, I can say, I'll just have one and mean it.
Remember kids, growing up does have some perks.
So John Boehner's daughter married a Jamaican. There's a crappy Ice Cube comedy in there waiting to be written.
Guess who's coming to the State House, man. Starring Snoop Dog as the Senator's always high as a mothafucka son-in-law. Uptight war on drugs fighting legislator learns good weed goes a long way in making his shitty child tolerable.
You're welcome, Cube. Just invite me to the premiere and include a gift bag and we'll call it even.
