You will pick up my poop, and you will like it! ~DexterI am paraphrasing, of course.
Ohio State deserves to be the fourth team in the college playoffs. If you are a co-champ, you're not a champ, you're sharing a glorified participation trophy. I'm looking at you, TCU.
I have always wondered why athletes love touching one another's asses so much.
|Here we see an owner using his position to grope the help.|
I hate cancer.
That's apropos of nothing, it just sometimes hits me that cancer is dirty cuntfaced assfuck that needs to be dick punched repeatedly.
I need coffee.
Ohhhhhh, yesterday there was sooooooooo much fog! It was awesome. The kind of fog that made the world around you disappear completely.
|A horror movie waiting to happen.|
Okay, now I'm taking my coffee to the beach.