Thursday, December 4, 2014

I don't know whether to laugh or cry

When I was in sixth grade I sang a Michael Jackson song in a talent show. That lead directly to my first make out session and touching my first bewb.

Suck on that Carlton Banks.

I want another dog. Don't tell TGB. The dog I want is specific, and sure, it belongs to someone else, but I want him. We (me & Dexter) saw him on the beach the other day. I think Dexter would like him. If not, someone will adopt Dexter.

Cue Sarah McLaughlin

I feel like shit today, Dribblers. I took copious amounts of drugs (for sickness, not good times) last night and slept like a rock. I woke up with a headache and that telling itch in my ears. There will be much whining today.


Thank you, Michael. Thank you.

Couchsleeptime