Saturday, December 20, 2014

I always thought the brunette was the hot one

Darren Wilson is as innocent as OJ.

I have been painting the last two days. Just the living room. Today I have to do the trim. It'll feel beachy when it gets done. I'll tackle the library after Christwanzakah.

In hindsight, Salmon Rushdie makes Sony look like a bunch of sissies. Or is that retroactively? I dunno. I need more coffee.

It takes Pluto 248 Earth years to orbit the sun.

Venus rhymes with penis.

I'm giggling like a 12 year old.

PEE-NIS

Also, Venus rhymes with anus.

Unless you pronounce: ah-noos. Which I do.

Granted, it's not as impressive as appearing in a dog's asshole, but still.