Tuesday, November 11, 2014

Strike my name from the roll call

Mark Sanchez won a game as a starter last night.

Things I thought I'd never say again after 2012, Alex!

Somewhere Rex Ryan is cryin'.

Happy Veteran's Day! I said this on Facebook, but it bares (bears? rawr!) repeating: All I want for Veteran's Day is a Veteran's Jobs Bill, a home for every veteran, a functioning VA, and for every active duty member to make it home safely and in one piece.

The Gorgeous Blonde is my favorite active duty/veteran. She's coming up on 22 years. When we met all those years ago, she intimidated the piss out of me. Now, I'm giddy at the thought that she's sleeping in my bed as I type this.

I know what you're thinking, Rudy, why aren't you over in that bed with her?

Simmer down horndog, she starts shift work tonight and needs to get acclimated.

She is quite the badass, though.

Another one of my favorite veterans is my best friend's dad, Jack, I call him The Admiral (even though he retired a Captain in the Navy). Of course, he doesn't know I call him that. I gave him a step promotion because, frankly, he is one of the most impressive people I've ever met. You would like him.

Okay, it's that time.

The above is best played LOUDLY.